Carry your groceries, regrets, and crippling anxiety — all in one bag.
This tote features The Face that perfectly sums up life: half smile, half existential dread. Durable, reusable, and guaranteed to judge your every purchase.
- 100% cotton canvas
- Strong enough to carry snacks and your emotional baggage
- Printed with high-quality chaos energy
- Size: just right for books, snacks, or bad decisions
This isn’t just a tote.
It’s a personality.